Pre-fair week. I can’t tell you how many things we’ve had on our list this week. Here are just a few:
- Order photos.
- Mount photos.
- Finish painting welding project.
- Clip pigs.
- Wash chickens.
Here’s probably where you go – Huh? Wash chickens? Yes, that’s what I said. We wash the chickens. No, they don’t like it. You know when you see those YouTube videos of cats and how much they like getting bathed? It’s like that. Only with feathers. And a lot of clucking.
If you’re not from the country – or maybe even if you are – you probably don’t realize there is more to getting chickens ready for the fair than whacking them in cage. But as with any beauty pageant, it’s the details that make a big difference.
Getting their nails done? Check. (Clipping their toenails to keep them from getting too long.)
Making their smile brighter. Check. (We trim their beaks, too.)
Making sure their
skin feathers glow? Check. (We dip the chickens in a series of “baths” that wash and then rinse their feathers.)
Topping it off with jewelry? Check. (Leg bands help identify the chickens.)
See – it’s just like backstage at Miss America. Here’s where you imagine how pretty they look when they are clean, dry and fluffy – mainly because I’m an idiot and don’t have a picture of that. I’m sure it has something to do with fair week. Cross your fingers we make it.